Potentially Awkward Headline
Spotted this headline on the Web this morning:
"Gun Sales Expected to Shoot Up"
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"Gun Sales Expected to Shoot Up"
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"Be excellent to each other."
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"Firearms market aimed to target aggressive consumer group"
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This is similar to a headline in our local paper from a couple of years back, wherein they announced that the "Number of Heroin Users Has Shot Up in the Last Year"...
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or "Sales of Viagra on the rise".
Loring in Katy, TX USA
If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
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And my personal favorite, printed after Dizzy Dean took a line drive in the head:
"X-Rays of Dean's Head Reveal Nothing"Smit
"Be excellent to each other."
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"Include Your Children When Baking Cookies"
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I think the last " Falstaff " I had was when I was in the navy back in 1958.
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Dizzy was a character... I loved watching him announce baseball broadcasts... It was probable that he and Yogi Berra learned English from the same guy...
"...and then he slud into third base..."
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I remember watching Dizzy pitch in an 'Old Timers Game'. He picked up[ a slow grounder and, instead of throwing to first for the out, he 'ran' over to touch the base himself....Then was helped off the field because he twisted his ankle on the bag!
In those days players commonly played in the game to their mid 40's, or later, so the game was really played by Old Timers, some of them pushing 70, out to have a good time and remember the good days. A lot of fun to watch.Don, aka Pappy,
Wise men talk because they have something to say,
Fools because they have to say something.
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