Senior Time !!!!!!!

[lebomike]

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center .
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed:
'I'm here to put you all into a trance - I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience and you will be under my control. I'll be able to take away all your discomforts with just one command!!!!
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light. Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, “Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.”
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
****!';; said the Hypnotist.............................

It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center....

[TB Roye]

I am a senior and that was funny, but not ready for the home although LOML might disagree.

Thanks

Tom

[Shep]

LMAO. Thanks

[germdoc]

Poopin' MAO--That's funny!

[Bruce Cohen]

I don't get it, really

Bruce

[RodKirby]

I don't get it, really

Bruce

+1 me either

[LCHIEN]

I don't get it, really

Bruce

you see, the watch was very tiny, and very brittle with age. So when it hit the floor and broke into 100's of pieces, they were very, very hard to find, being so teensy. The seniors, being old, were all not seeing all that well, so it took three days for them to find the pieces, clear the floor, and then put the watch back together so he could continue the experiment...

Don't you hate to have to explain jokes???

[lebomike]

For those who do not get it. the word with the four stars starts with S. The post will not let it be spellled out.

LOL

[Bruce Cohen]

Hey Loring,

Many thanks for the explanation, now I understand the joke, but I still don't get it.

Bruce

[bruce hylton]

With a little more time, you will.

[gerti]

I guess I am not old enough to have forgotten that this is one of the BT3Central's classics:

http://www.bt3central.com/showthread.php?t=17187

But then again it is a good one!

[LCHIEN]

For those who do not get it. the word with the four stars starts with S. The post will not let it be spellled out.

LOL

the "S" word, or a less drastic "Cr@p" word also works, for the more prudish but not completely innocent.