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  • TheChief
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    • Dec 2008
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    #1

    Darwin's Lure

    Over the course of the day I've obviously had way too much time on my hands and came up with this after reading a news article for yet another Darwin Award candidate.

    My son says we should submit it to the Urban Dictionary. It seems a bit wordy for that, to me....


    Darwin's Lure (noun) : A conceptual aspect of natural selection in which a situational element or combination of elements attracts and eliminates those unfit for contributing to the long-term survival of the species.

    Description:

    A Darwin's Lure consists of one or more environmental or situational elements, objects or conditions that comprise the evolutionary equivalent of an "attractive nuisance", the risk or danger of which the Lure's potential victims are unable to fully comprehend or appreciate.

    Darwin's Lure is conceptually distinct from Self-Selection, in which the unfit specimen eliminates itself from the gene pool through actions entirely of its own design (see: Darwin Awards).

    Example:

    A young man is out hanging out near a cliff consuming alcohol with friends. A female friend drops their cell phone over the cliff. The phone lands on a ledge just out of reach. The young man decides to retrieve the phone. In his attempt, he plummets 75 feet to his untimely - if ultimately deserved - demise.

    Analysis:

    This classic Darwin's Lure consists of two factors: Environmental and Situational.

    The Environmental factor in our example is "hanging out" anywhere in the vicinity of a cliff. More accurately, it is the cliff itself as an obviously dangerous aspect of the environment. This aspect of a Darwin's Lure inherits its power from the victim's inability to recognize natural environmental hazards (e.g., heights, rocky terrain, large bodies of water, large bodies of water covered in ice, etc.) and hazardous man-made artifacts (water towers, power lines, abandoned mines, active industrial machinery, etc.). Such potential hazards are easily mitigated by more fit specimens via the simple expedient of being somewhere else.

    The cell phone being just out of reach below the cliff's edge represents the Situational aspect of this Darwin's Lure. Victims of a Darwin's Lure are not skilled in the accurate evaluation of risk and reward and are thus likely to believe that for any given behavior the inherent risk is far less and reward far greater than is actually the case. A more fit specimen would avoid this trap by accurately assessing that retrieving the cell phone would not likely increase their chance of "getting some".

    It might be argued that alcohol use is also a component of this Darwin's Lure configuration. However, the choice of whether to consume alcohol or not is in most cases personal rather than environmental or situational. While alcohol consumption does diminish one's ability to rationally evaluate their situation, environment and risk/reward factors, a true Darwin's Lure is attractive enough to draw in its potential victims regardless of the artificial and temporary reduction in baseline fitness represented by incidental blood alcohol level.

    Evaluation:

    Any potential Darwin's Lure can be identified by evaluation and identification of its Environmental and/or Situational components. Checks may then be performed by removing those components and analyzing the potential outcomes.

    For the given example:

    The Cliff: Had the gathering of friends taken place in a safer environment such as a park, the absence of the cliff would likely have prevented the fatal fall. Choosing to gather somewhere else would have easily mitigated this significant environmental danger and virtually guaranteed the survival of all involved. Provided, of course, that somewhere was not an abandoned mine.

    The Phone: Let us say the event still occurs at cliff's edge. Our naturally-selected friend might still have survived had one of the friends not decided that tossing their cell phone about near the edge of the cliff was a good idea. In the absence of this factor he would not have had to exercise his pitifully underdeveloped risk/reward evaluation skills only to be found wanting, and his odds of survival would have increased by a conservatively estimated 50%.

    The Alcohol: The petitioner submits that a statistically significant number of Darwin Award winners were stone cold sober while earning their plaudits, and leaves the rest as an exercise to the reader.
    TheChief
    "You emptied the dust collector? Dude... some of my best work was in there!"
  • twistsol
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    #2
    You must have too much time on your hands since I thought it too long just to read, let alone write. Very enjoyable though.

    Perhaps I should publish my theory regarding the limitation of organizational intelligence.
    Chr's
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    A moral man does it.

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    • Stytooner
      Roll Tide RIP Lee
      • Dec 2002
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      #3
      If you are going to act stupid, you better be tough.
      Lee

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      • herb fellows
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        • Apr 2007
        • 1867
        • New York City
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        #4
        Trust me, that young man wasn't acting!
        If it was a GUY, of course, the outcome would have been totally different. Not only would the cell phone still be on the ledge and the young man still alive, but the 'dropee' would have suffered through the telling of the story about how he, "the idiot', dropped his cell phone over a cliff, not just for the immediate future, but quite probably whenever anyone present was in a conversational lag at a party throughout their lifetime.
        "did I ever tell you about the time that Bobby, "the idiot'......

        Sometimes Mother Nature has to throw a few curves to achieve natural selection.

        Who ever said that life was fair?
        You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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        • germdoc
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          • Nov 2003
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          #5
          I wonder if Darwin himself ever uttered the words, "Hello, all friends and acquaintances assembled, please observe, as I endeavour to accomplish this difficult and likely dangerous task."

          Loosely translated, "Hey y'all, watch this!"
          Jeff


          “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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          • cabinetman
            Gone but not Forgotten RIP
            • Jun 2006
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            #6
            But did he say... "Hold my beer and watch this".
            .

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            • cwithboat
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              • Jan 2008
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              #7
              I note that no mention was made of the the fact that the cell phone was dropped by a female, if it had been dropped by a male buddy the idiot would have said "tough luck" and done nothing to retrieve the phone.
              regards,
              Charlie
              A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
              Rudyard Kipling

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              • pelligrini
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                • Apr 2007
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                #8
                Hehe, good stuff.

                I deal with a lot of laws and code that was put in place to protect future award winning candidates. There are going to be some unintended consequences of all these protection laws on the books. I wouldn't be suprised if the world ended up like that stupid movie Idiocracy.
                Erik

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                • germdoc
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                  • Nov 2003
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by pelligrini
                  I wouldn't be suprised if the world ended up like that stupid movie Idiocracy.
                  There's a buttload of irony right there...
                  Jeff


                  “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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                  • BobSch
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                    • Aug 2004
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by twistsol
                    Perhaps I should publish my theory regarding the limitation of organizational intelligence.
                    Is that the one where the intelligence of a group can be determined by dividing the IQ of the dumbest member by the number of people in the group?
                    Bob

                    Bad decisions make good stories.

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