what do you want for Father's Day?

[BrazosJake]

Either shop time or date night with LOML (no kids!)

[BrazosJake]

This may sound funny, but how about a pregnant wife? No kids here yet, and we aren't getting any younger.

You're welcome to borrow mine for the weekend (kids, that is).

They're the best kind: no morning-sickness, already housebroken (by my definition, at least), and you get to send them home.

Bam-Bam (so named for his blonde hair, skill with a bat, and general disposition) may cure you of any desire for offspring.

[pelligrini]

Just borrow a few young teenagers from someone. That would make a great desire for permanent birth control (or an open season on 'em).