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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Cowboy Boots

    (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!)

    Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her
    kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?

    He asked for help and she could see why...

    Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't
    want
    to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a
    sweat.

    She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the
    wrong
    feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier
    pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep
    her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on
    the right feet..

    He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'

    She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why
    didn't you say so?' like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to
    help
    him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they
    gotten the boots off when he said, 'They're my brother's boots. My mom
    made me wear 'em.'

    Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up
    what
    grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

    Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?'

    He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'

    She will be eligible for parole in three years.
    Last edited by DUD; 03-09-2010, 08:48 AM. Reason: had my address book in it
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • Mr__Bill
    Veteran Member
    • May 2007
    • 2096
    • Tacoma, WA
    • BT3000

    #2
    Good one!

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    • Uncle Cracker
      The Full Monte
      • May 2007
      • 7091
      • Sunshine State
      • BT3000

      #3
      This kind of episode is an almost daily occurrence around my house...

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      • RAFlorida
        Veteran Member
        • Apr 2008
        • 1179
        • Green Swamp in Central Florida. Gator property!
        • Ryobi BT3000

        #4
        I wonder just WHERE that teacher

        ended up putting those boots? Wonder no more, Dud answered that, "She will be eligible for parole in three years."

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        • crokett
          The Full Monte
          • Jan 2003
          • 10627
          • Mebane, NC, USA.
          • Ryobi BT3000

          #5
          That is almost daily at my house too.
          David

          The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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          • cabinetman
            Gone but not Forgotten RIP
            • Jun 2006
            • 15216
            • So. Florida
            • Delta

            #6
            Originally posted by Uncle Cracker
            This kind of episode is an almost daily occurrence around my house...

            You should know better being all grown up and all, than to stuff your mittens in your boots.

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            • RAFlorida
              Veteran Member
              • Apr 2008
              • 1179
              • Green Swamp in Central Florida. Gator property!
              • Ryobi BT3000

              #7
              This cowboy from Jonesboro, Arkansas,

              just got married to this lovely lady. They were in the buggy riding in it from the church back out to his ranch. The horse had a case of gass and blew one out, the cowboy said "That's one!" and they rode on down the road a piece when the horse again let one go. This time the cowboy said "That's two!" and road further on down the way home. Just before reaching the ranch, the ol' horse let ripp another one, louder than the others. This time the cowboy stopped the buggy, got down and walked up to the horse and drew his revolver and shot the horse dead! His new wife, outraged, jumped off the buggy and started yelling at her new husband. Where upon, the cowboy turned to her and said, "That's one!"
              Thanks to Bill for the humor; he's back with us!

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              • DUD
                Veteran Member
                • Dec 2002
                • 3309
                • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
                • Ryobi BT3000

                #8
                Thanks RAF for the joke. Bill
                5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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                • Ed62
                  The Full Monte
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 6021
                  • NW Indiana
                  • BT3K

                  #9
                  Really good to have you back, Bill.

                  Ed
                  Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

                  For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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                  • Richard in Smithville
                    Veteran Member
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 3014
                    • On the TARDIS
                    • BT 3100

                    #10
                    That was good.
                    From the "deep south" part of Canada

                    Richard in Smithville

                    http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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