Don't ever get them PO'ed.

[sparkeyjames]

Wife gives hubby shocking experience because he is
leaving her.

http://www.accessatlanta.com/celebri...ainment&&imw=Y

[Uncle Cracker]

I think I got nothing to worry about here... LOML thinks that tying a knot in an extension cord will cut off the power...

[crokett]

Wow. I don't have to worry about that either. My wife is much more direct. She would set my pants on fire or something like that. While I am in them of course.

[russd]

One angry woman

http://www.wtop.com/?nid=456&sid=1860774

[Black wallnut]

Just so I get this right.......... Sparky, you are in Michigan, reading a news site in Georgia about an incident in Washington, and posting this on a website based in Kentucky. My oh my is our world a small one. I think this guy is losing a good one. Smart enough to understand how to re-wire a cord to shock. I'd want her on my side.

[Bruce Cohen]

My wife is real;y direct.

She wakes me up in the middle of the night to remind me that I'm worth more dead than alive.

I also made the mistake of teaching her to shoot my .45

And next month is our 30th anniversary, wonder what she's giving me??

Bruce

[cabinetman]

My wife doesn't have to go through great lengths. She has a certain...look.
.

[jackellis]

My wife leaves me periodically. She's been gone for nearly a week, she comes home this afternoon and leaves again for ten days on Thursday, and she'll be on the move again shortly after returning from the 10 day trip. Oh yes, she's retired.

Personally I'm glad she comes and goes. I miss her when she's gone and I can do as I please when she's away. We argue less when she's around. Something about absence and fondness

[radhak]

How'd that work, technically?

She's better than me - I did not know it was that simple !

How does 'reversing the wires' give the user a shock?

[LCHIEN]

She's better than me - I did not know it was that simple !

How does 'reversing the wires' give the user a shock?

hot wire (black) to the metal case.
Green wire to wherever the black wire came from.


Keep your tool cabinets locked and the key hidden.

[sparkeyjames]

Just so I get this right.......... Sparky, you are in Michigan, reading a news site in Georgia about an incident in Washington, and posting this on a website based in Kentucky. My oh my is our world a small one. I think this guy is losing a good one. Smart enough to understand how to re-wire a cord to shock. I'd want her on my side.

It's even more shocking than that it was a round trip. The site I got the link from is Fark.com which by chance is also based in Kentucky.

[annunaki]

Women's revenge

A woman is at the check out counter fumbling for some change.
The cashier notices the TV Remote in her bag and asks her if she always carries it with her.
She replied that her husband refused to go shopping with her, and that this struck her as the best legal way to get even!

[phrog]

A woman is at the check out counter fumbling for some change.
The cashier notices the TV Remote in her bag and asks her if she always carries it with her.
She replied that her husband refused to go shopping with her, and that this struck her as the best legal way to get even!

That's cold. She oughta get 20 to life for that (especially if there was a game on).

[DustyandLefty]

220!

Hmmm, the article it was a 220 saw, not a 110. That would be one hot tool. He should also be careful around his electric toothbrush, electric blanket, coffee maker, microwave, and -- just to be safe -- also avoid doing any vacuuming, dish washing, or laundry.

D&L

[Mrs. Wallnut]

Hey Loring, thanks for the explanation on how to re-wire tools for me.

Although I would never do that to my husband. I would get even in different ways, that is if he ever left me.