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  • Mr__Bill
    Veteran Member
    • May 2007
    • 2096
    • Tacoma, WA
    • BT3000

    don't bother to read, it's a real groaner

    John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
    hundred young layers (hens), called pullets, and eight or ten
    roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records
    and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was
    replaced.

    That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells
    and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so
    John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he
    could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by
    listening to the bells.

    The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he
    was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell
    hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate.

    The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
    hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's
    amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd
    sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

    John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair and
    Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.

    The result: The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece
    Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pullet Surprise" as well.
  • twistsol
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 2912
    • Cottage Grove, MN, USA.
    • Ridgid R4512, 2x ShopSmith Mark V 520, 1951 Shopsmith 10ER

    #2
    I should have heeded the warning
    Chr's
    __________
    An ethical man knows the right thing to do.
    A moral man does it.

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    • Richard in Smithville
      Veteran Member
      • Oct 2006
      • 3014
      • On the TARDIS
      • BT 3100

      #3
      Originally posted by twistsol
      I should have heeded the warning
      And then warned the others!
      From the "deep south" part of Canada

      Richard in Smithville

      http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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      • cgallery
        Veteran Member
        • Sep 2004
        • 4503
        • Milwaukee, WI
        • BT3K

        #4
        Oh that is bad. I can't wait to forward it.

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        • BobSch
          • Aug 2004
          • 4385
          • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          And you guys pick on me.
          Bob

          Bad decisions make good stories.

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