How to rope a deer:
I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall,
feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it.
The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured
that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much
fear of me when we are there, (a bold one will sometimes come right up and
sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet
away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag
over its head, (to calm it down), then hog tie it and transport it home.
I filled the cattle feeder, then hid down at the end with my rope.
The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back.
They were not having any of it.
After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up -- 3 of them. I picked
out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder,
and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me.
I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have
a good hold. The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you could
tell that it was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation.
I took a step towards it...it took a step away. I put a little tension
on the rope and then received an education.
The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand
there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action
when
you start pulling on that rope.
That deer EXPLODED.
The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT
stronger than a cow or a colt. A cow or a colt in that weight range
I could fight down with a rope and some dignity.
A deer -- no chance.
That thing ran and bucked and twisted and pulled. There was no
Controlling it and certainly no getting close to it. As it jerked me off my
feet and started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me that
having a
deer on a rope was not nearly as good an idea as I had originally
imagined.
The only upside is that they do not have as much stamina as many
other animals.
A brief 10 minutes later, it was tired and not nearly as quick to
jerk me off my feet and drag me when I managed to get up. It took me a few
minutes to realize this, since I was mostly blinded by the blood flowing
out of the big gash in my head. At that point, I had lost my taste
for corn-fed venison. I just wanted to get that devil creature off
the end of that rope.
I figured if I just let it go with the rope hanging around its
neck, it would likely die slow and painfully somewhere. At the
time, there was no love at all between me and that deer. At that
moment, I hated the thing, and I would venture a guess that the feeling was
mutual.
Despite the gash in my head and the several large knots where I had
cleverly arrested the deer's momentum by bracing my head against
various large rocks as it dragged me across the ground, I could
still think clearly enough to recognize that there was a small
chance that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the
situation we were in, so I didn't want the deer to have to suffer a
slow death, so I managed to get
it lined back up between my truck and the feeder - a little trap I
had set up beforehand.. .kind of like a squeeze chute.
I got it to back in there and I started moving up so I could get my
rope back.
Did you know that deer bite? They do! I never in a million years
would have thought that a deer would bite somebody, so I was very
surprised when I reached up there to grab that rope and the deer
grabbed hold of my wrist.
Now, when a deer bites you, it is not like being bit by a horse
Where they just bite you and then let go. A deer bites you and shakes it's
head -- almost like a pit bull. They bite HARD and it hurts.
The proper thing to do when a deer bites you is probably to freeze
and draw back slowly. I tried screaming and shaking instead. My
method was ineffective. It seems like the deer was biting and
shaking for several minutes, but it was likely only several
seconds.
I, being smarter than a deer (though you may be questioning that
claim now), tricked it. While I kept it busy tearing the tendons out of my
right arm, I
reached up with my left hand and pulled that rope loose. That was when I got
my final lesson in deer behavior for the day.
Deer will strike at you with their front feet. They rear right up
on their back feet and strike right about head and shoulder level, and their
hooves are surprisingly sharp. I learned a long time ago that, when
an animal --like a horse --strikes at you with their hooves and you
can't get away easily, the best thing to do is to try and make a loud noise
and make an aggressive move towards the animal. This usually will cause them
to back down a bit so you can escape.
This was not a horse. This was a deer, so obviously, such trickery
Would not work. In the course of a millisecond, I devised a different
strategy. I screamed like a girl and tried to turn and run.
The reason I had always been told NOT to try to turn and run from a
horse
that paws you is that there is a good chance that it will hit you in
the back of the head. Deer may not be so different from horses after all,
besides being twice as strong and 3 times as evil, because the second I
turned to run, it hit me right in the back of the head and knocked me
down.
Now, when a deer paws at you and knocks you down, it does not
Immediately leave. I suspect it does not recognize that the danger has
passed. What
they do instead is paw your back and jump up and down on you while
you are laying there crying like a little girl and covering your head.
I finally managed to crawl under the truck and the deer went away.
So now I know why when people go deer hunting they bring a rifle
with a scope to sort of even the odds.
.
I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall,
feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it.
The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured
that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much
fear of me when we are there, (a bold one will sometimes come right up and
sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet
away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag
over its head, (to calm it down), then hog tie it and transport it home.
I filled the cattle feeder, then hid down at the end with my rope.
The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back.
They were not having any of it.
After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up -- 3 of them. I picked
out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder,
and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me.
I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have
a good hold. The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you could
tell that it was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation.
I took a step towards it...it took a step away. I put a little tension
on the rope and then received an education.
The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand
there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action
when
you start pulling on that rope.
That deer EXPLODED.
The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT
stronger than a cow or a colt. A cow or a colt in that weight range
I could fight down with a rope and some dignity.
A deer -- no chance.
That thing ran and bucked and twisted and pulled. There was no
Controlling it and certainly no getting close to it. As it jerked me off my
feet and started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me that
having a
deer on a rope was not nearly as good an idea as I had originally
imagined.
The only upside is that they do not have as much stamina as many
other animals.
A brief 10 minutes later, it was tired and not nearly as quick to
jerk me off my feet and drag me when I managed to get up. It took me a few
minutes to realize this, since I was mostly blinded by the blood flowing
out of the big gash in my head. At that point, I had lost my taste
for corn-fed venison. I just wanted to get that devil creature off
the end of that rope.
I figured if I just let it go with the rope hanging around its
neck, it would likely die slow and painfully somewhere. At the
time, there was no love at all between me and that deer. At that
moment, I hated the thing, and I would venture a guess that the feeling was
mutual.
Despite the gash in my head and the several large knots where I had
cleverly arrested the deer's momentum by bracing my head against
various large rocks as it dragged me across the ground, I could
still think clearly enough to recognize that there was a small
chance that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the
situation we were in, so I didn't want the deer to have to suffer a
slow death, so I managed to get
it lined back up between my truck and the feeder - a little trap I
had set up beforehand.. .kind of like a squeeze chute.
I got it to back in there and I started moving up so I could get my
rope back.
Did you know that deer bite? They do! I never in a million years
would have thought that a deer would bite somebody, so I was very
surprised when I reached up there to grab that rope and the deer
grabbed hold of my wrist.
Now, when a deer bites you, it is not like being bit by a horse
Where they just bite you and then let go. A deer bites you and shakes it's
head -- almost like a pit bull. They bite HARD and it hurts.
The proper thing to do when a deer bites you is probably to freeze
and draw back slowly. I tried screaming and shaking instead. My
method was ineffective. It seems like the deer was biting and
shaking for several minutes, but it was likely only several
seconds.
I, being smarter than a deer (though you may be questioning that
claim now), tricked it. While I kept it busy tearing the tendons out of my
right arm, I
reached up with my left hand and pulled that rope loose. That was when I got
my final lesson in deer behavior for the day.
Deer will strike at you with their front feet. They rear right up
on their back feet and strike right about head and shoulder level, and their
hooves are surprisingly sharp. I learned a long time ago that, when
an animal --like a horse --strikes at you with their hooves and you
can't get away easily, the best thing to do is to try and make a loud noise
and make an aggressive move towards the animal. This usually will cause them
to back down a bit so you can escape.
This was not a horse. This was a deer, so obviously, such trickery
Would not work. In the course of a millisecond, I devised a different
strategy. I screamed like a girl and tried to turn and run.
The reason I had always been told NOT to try to turn and run from a
horse
that paws you is that there is a good chance that it will hit you in
the back of the head. Deer may not be so different from horses after all,
besides being twice as strong and 3 times as evil, because the second I
turned to run, it hit me right in the back of the head and knocked me
down.
Now, when a deer paws at you and knocks you down, it does not
Immediately leave. I suspect it does not recognize that the danger has
passed. What
they do instead is paw your back and jump up and down on you while
you are laying there crying like a little girl and covering your head.
I finally managed to crawl under the truck and the deer went away.
So now I know why when people go deer hunting they bring a rifle
with a scope to sort of even the odds.
.
LCHIEN
Loring in Katy, TX USA
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