Oh Crap
This is a real "Oh Crap" moment!
His request approved, the Fox News photographer quickly
Used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at
The airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up
Outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed
The Door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go.'
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and
Took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the
Pilot, `Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can
Take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'
'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for Fox Cable News,' he
Responded. 'And I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment. Finally he
Stammered, 'So, what you're telling me is . . . You're NOT
My Flight Instructor?
"Life is short, drink the good wine first."
His request approved, the Fox News photographer quickly
Used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at
The airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up
Outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed
The Door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go.'
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and
Took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the
Pilot, `Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can
Take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'
'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for Fox Cable News,' he
Responded. 'And I need to get some close up shots.'
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment. Finally he
Stammered, 'So, what you're telling me is . . . You're NOT
My Flight Instructor?
"Life is short, drink the good wine first."
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