One of my favorites to make fun of is "cock"* instead of "caulk": The innuendos are just to good to pass up.
*disclaimer: "cock" is the proper term for a rooster, any thoughts of the use of its slang only makes it inappropriate in your mind, not this post.
*disclaimer: "cock" is the proper term for a rooster, any thoughts of the use of its slang only makes it inappropriate in your mind, not this post.



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