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  • DUD
    Royal Jester
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    Blondes

    Blondes Are The Best!!!

    A blonde and her husband are lying in bed
    Listening to the next door neighbor's dog.
    It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
    The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
    "I've had enough of this".
    She goes downstairs.

    The blonde finally comes back up to bed
    And her husband says "The dog is still barking,
    What have you been doing?"

    The blonde says,
    "I put the dog in our backyard,
    let's see how THEY like it!
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • Richard in Smithville
    Veteran Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 3014
    • On the TARDIS
    • BT 3100

    #2
    Good one Dud
    From the "deep south" part of Canada

    Richard in Smithville

    http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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    • Uncle Cracker
      The Full Monte
      • May 2007
      • 7091
      • Sunshine State
      • BT3000

      #3
      And his father said, sadly: "That boy just ain't right..."

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      • Ed62
        The Full Monte
        • Oct 2006
        • 6022
        • NW Indiana
        • BT3K

        #4
        I like it, Bill. Hope you're feeling better.

        Ed
        Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

        For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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        • billwmeyer
          Veteran Member
          • Feb 2003
          • 1858
          • Weir, Ks, USA.
          • BT3000

          #5
          That is just great! I have sent it on, and received replies.
          Bill
          "I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in."-Kenny Rogers

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          • BobSch
            • Aug 2004
            • 4385
            • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            Originally posted by billwmeyer
            That is just great! I have sent it on, and received replies.
            Bill
            From blondes?
            Bob

            Bad decisions make good stories.

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            • billwmeyer
              Veteran Member
              • Feb 2003
              • 1858
              • Weir, Ks, USA.
              • BT3000

              #7
              NO, they are dumb but not stupid!

              My wife of 38 years is full blooded German.

              Bill
              "I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in."-Kenny Rogers

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              • DUD
                Royal Jester
                • Dec 2002
                • 3309
                • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
                • Ryobi BT3000

                #8
                Thanks Everyone, I am trying to get and keep My attitude better, but I do go into surgery in 2 weeks. Bill
                5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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                • billwmeyer
                  Veteran Member
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 1858
                  • Weir, Ks, USA.
                  • BT3000

                  #9
                  Dud,
                  I hope things go well with the surgery. My prayers will be with you.

                  Bill
                  "I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in."-Kenny Rogers

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                  • DUD
                    Royal Jester
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 3309
                    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
                    • Ryobi BT3000

                    #10
                    Thanks Bill

                    As I understand they will roto rooter My throat, kind sounds fun. Bill
                    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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                    • billwmeyer
                      Veteran Member
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 1858
                      • Weir, Ks, USA.
                      • BT3000

                      #11
                      All I can say to that is OUCH!!!

                      Again I hope it goes well.
                      Bill
                      "I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in."-Kenny Rogers

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                      • TB Roye
                        Veteran Member
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 2969
                        • Sacramento, CA, USA.
                        • BT3100

                        #12
                        Keep the joke coming Bill. All the best to you in you upcoming surgery. Rotor Rooter in your throat? That doesn't sound like to much fun. Any thing we can do to keep you spirits up let us know. Let all send him a blonde.

                        Tom

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                        • Uncle Cracker
                          The Full Monte
                          • May 2007
                          • 7091
                          • Sunshine State
                          • BT3000

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TB Roye
                          Let all send him a blonde.
                          Would a used one be OK??

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                          • DUD
                            Royal Jester
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 3309
                            • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
                            • Ryobi BT3000

                            #14
                            LOML would not think that was funny. Bill
                            5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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