The Lost Bagpiper

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  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #1

    The Lost Bagpiper

    As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play
    at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no
    family or friends.

    The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote
    countryside and this man would be the first to
    be laid to rest there.

    As I was not familiar with the backwoods area,
    I became lost and being a typical man, did not
    stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late.

    I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating
    lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight.
    I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and
    stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw
    the vault lid already in place.

    I assured the workers I would not hold them up
    for long but this was the proper thing to do. The
    workers gathered around, still eating their lunch.
    I played out my heart and soul.


    As I played the workers began to weep. I played
    and I played like I'd never played before, from
    Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to
    Flowers of the Forest . I closed the lengthy
    session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car.

    As I was opening the door and taking off my coat,
    I overheard one of the workers saying to another,
    "Sweet Jeezuz, Mary 'n Joseph, I never seen nothin'
    like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks
    for twenty years."
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  • LCHIEN
    Super Moderator
    • Dec 2002
    • 22012
    • Katy, TX, USA.
    • BT3000 vintage 1999

    #2
    CM, you must be related to BobSch:
    http://www.bt3central.com/showthread...light=bagpiper
    you're both lost bagpipers.


    OTOH, I checked and Snopes did not say that this did not actually happen.
    Last edited by LCHIEN; 08-04-2009, 09:34 AM.
    Loring in Katy, TX USA
    If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
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    • cabinetman
      Gone but not Forgotten RIP
      • Jun 2006
      • 15216
      • So. Florida
      • Delta

      #3
      Originally posted by LCHIEN
      CM, you must be related to BobSch:
      http://www.bt3central.com/showthread...light=bagpiper
      you're both lost bagpipers.

      WOW, thanks for doing the search...what a reality check...thanks. Hopefully, I'll be able to return the favor.
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      • jabe
        Senior Member
        • Apr 2006
        • 577
        • Hilo, Hawaii
        • Ryobi BT3000 & Delta Milwaukee 10" tilting Table circular saw

        #4
        That was GREAT!!! laughed my A__ off. A good story is worth repeating, some of us might have missed the frist post.

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        • phrog
          Veteran Member
          • Jul 2005
          • 1796
          • Chattanooga, TN, USA.

          #5
          Cabinetman,
          Read this 15 minutes ago and still having trouble controlling myself. Great joke.
          Richard
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