**** hath no fury like a bunch of scorned women with Super Glue

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  • germdoc
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    • Nov 2003
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    • Omaha, NE
    • BT3000--the gray ghost

    **** hath no fury like a bunch of scorned women with Super Glue



    Ouch...this guy got himself into a sticky situation with those women.
    Last edited by germdoc; 08-03-2009, 04:23 PM.
    Jeff


    “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire
  • Uncle Cracker
    The Full Monte
    • May 2007
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    • Sunshine State
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    #2
    OUCH! This is just wrong on so many levels... (But funny as heck, just the same... )



    Thank God they didn't think to glue his buns together...

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    • Wood_workur
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      • Aug 2005
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      #3
      That's horrible. But then again, they cite HIM as the victim of sexual assault.
      Alex

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      • radhak
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        #4
        I am surprised the law got involved - he should have been too mortified to call the cops ...

        But I guess he'd have needed medical help in ... ahem ... getting unstuck !

        < ok, serves him right and all that, but how did he manage to be so ... 'adept' ? >
        It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
        - Aristotle

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        • gsmittle
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          #5
          Originally posted by radhak
          I am surprised the law got involved - he should have been too mortified to call the cops ...

          But I guess he'd have needed medical help in ... ahem ... getting unstuck !

          < ok, serves him right and all that, but how did he manage to be so ... 'adept' ? >
          Isn't what all those offers in my email are for??

          g.
          Smit

          "Be excellent to each other."
          Bill & Ted

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          • BobSch
            • Aug 2004
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            #6
            He shouldn't complain, no Bobbitt involved.
            Bob

            Bad decisions make good stories.

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            • crokett
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              • Jan 2003
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              #7
              Even if I were inclined I'd never cheat. I have enough trouble keeping one woman happy. I couldn't imagine trying to keep 4 happy.
              David

              The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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              • ironhat
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                • Aug 2004
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                #8
                But, only $200 bail? I feel gender bias/ reverse discrimination by the judiciary!
                Blessings,
                Chiz

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                • Richard in Smithville
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                  #9
                  Some people pay good money for that kind of treatment and he got it for free.
                  From the "deep south" part of Canada

                  Richard in Smithville

                  http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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                  • jackellis
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                    #10
                    This is just wrong on so many levels
                    Yup! And he should consider himself lucky that they didn't do him worse.

                    I don't much care for men or women who cheat on their partners. Don't care much for 'em at all.

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                    • LCHIEN
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                      • Dec 2002
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                      #11
                      what kind of woman carries super glue in her purse?
                      Loring in Katy, TX USA
                      If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
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                      • billwmeyer
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                        • Feb 2003
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by LCHIEN
                        what kind of woman carries super glue in her purse?
                        A women whose false teeth break a lot??

                        Bill
                        "I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in."-Kenny Rogers

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                        • Kristofor
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by LCHIEN
                          what kind of woman carries super glue in her purse?
                          Well, they were 'Sconnies after all... That also explains why the shenanigans were involving 40 somethings who should know better and not teenagers (everyone knows they put something in the water over there they even have it as an advertising motto "You'll never look at water the same way again")

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                          • germdoc
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                            #14
                            I'm trying to think of the right soundtrack to this misadventure: "Stuck in the Middle with You"?

                            This definitely could have been filmed by Quentin Tarentino...
                            Jeff


                            “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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                            • cabinetman
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                              • Delta

                              #15
                              At least they let him keep it. There was a story a while back, and I can't remember the details, about a guy that made advances on a related child I think. Anyway the mother and a friend assaulted him with a cucumber (successfully), and got arrested.
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