Aunt Mildred
Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was
particularly despondent over the recent death of her
husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and
join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with
quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the
decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly
broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's
office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would
be on a woman. The doctor said,'Your heart would be just
below your left breast.'
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Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the
hospital with a gunshot wound to the knee.
particularly despondent over the recent death of her
husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and
join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with
quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the
decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly
broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's
office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would
be on a woman. The doctor said,'Your heart would be just
below your left breast.'
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Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the
hospital with a gunshot wound to the knee.
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