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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Therpy

    Now this is funny, I don't care Who You are!

    Bill

    Therapy

    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain If you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken.
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • pierhogunn
    Veteran Member
    • Sep 2003
    • 1567
    • Harrisburg, NC, USA.

    #2
    wonder if Rod got that therapy prior to having his hand injury tended too, you know that socialized medicine...

    way too funny
    It's Like I've always said, it's amazing what an agnostic can't do if he dosent know whether he believes in anything or not

    Monty Python's Flying Circus

    Dan in Harrisburg, NC

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    • RodKirby
      Veteran Member
      • Dec 2002
      • 3136
      • Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
      • Mao Shan TSC-10RAS

      #3
      Originally posted by pierhogunn
      wonder if Rod got that therapy prior to having his hand injury tended too, you know that socialized medicine...

      way too funny
      Not quite - the morphine was MUCH more effective
      Downunder ... 1" = 25.4mm

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      • crokett
        The Full Monte
        • Jan 2003
        • 10627
        • Mebane, NC, USA.
        • Ryobi BT3000

        #4
        Originally posted by RodKirby
        Not quite - the morphine was MUCH more effective
        So if you know the morphine was more effective, does that mean you -did- get that therapy?
        David

        The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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