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  • Pappy
    The Full Monte
    • Dec 2002
    • 10481
    • San Marcos, TX, USA.
    • BT3000 (x2)

    #1

    USMC Urban Asault Motorcycle

    Designed as an equalizer for inconceivable and unpredictable lane changes, and other traffic anomalies, perpetrated by cell phone using, motorhome/SUV driving morons imposed on formerly vulnerable riders.

    Each mini gun fires at a cyclic rate of 3,000 rounds per minute.* During initial test and evaluation it was demonstrated that a 2 second burst from both guns would, and did, remove a 40 foot RV with a tow car completely from the road, leaving an open and unobstructed route ahead.* The average SUV is totally vaporized with the same burst!

    Further testing under real conditions indicated that after the first two or three RV's/SUV's were eliminated, or "SMOKED", other objectional vehicles voluntarily pulled to the side of the road thus becoming "non-threat"* hazards.

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    Don, aka Pappy,

    Wise men talk because they have something to say,
    Fools because they have to say something.
    Plato
  • crokett
    The Full Monte
    • Jan 2003
    • 10627
    • Mebane, NC, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #2
    I want one!
    David

    The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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    • RAFlorida
      Veteran Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 1179
      • Green Swamp in Central Florida. Gator property!
      • Ryobi BT3000

      #3
      Amen!

      'Bout time we finally get something to clear the roads. LOML and myself need one each for the sunshine state. Who's next?

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      • Uncle Cracker
        The Full Monte
        • May 2007
        • 7091
        • Sunshine State
        • BT3000

        #4
        Looks like something out of a Chuck Norris flick...

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        • RodKirby
          Veteran Member
          • Dec 2002
          • 3136
          • Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
          • Mao Shan TSC-10RAS

          #5
          I wonder how much I'd get for the Vespa as a trade-in?
          Downunder ... 1" = 25.4mm

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          • cabinetman
            Gone but not Forgotten RIP
            • Jun 2006
            • 15216
            • So. Florida
            • Delta

            #6
            Aha...thanks for the spy photo of the first Hummer-Davidson.
            .

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            • LinuxRandal
              Veteran Member
              • Feb 2005
              • 4890
              • Independence, MO, USA.
              • bt3100

              #7
              When I went to sleep after seeing this last night, and STILL this morning, I now have the dxxx A-Team theme playing in my head.


              Although, I am not sure this is armed enough for California freeways.
              She couldn't tell the difference between the escape pod, and the bathroom. We had to go back for her.........................Twice.

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              • Richard in Smithville
                Veteran Member
                • Oct 2006
                • 3014
                • On the TARDIS
                • BT 3100

                #8
                That's what Batman needed!
                From the "deep south" part of Canada

                Richard in Smithville

                http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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                • LCHIEN
                  Super Moderator
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 22008
                  • Katy, TX, USA.
                  • BT3000 vintage 1999

                  #9
                  i think i'd rather have batman's ride:

                  Loring in Katy, TX USA
                  If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                  BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                  • cabinetman
                    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 15216
                    • So. Florida
                    • Delta

                    #10
                    Originally posted by LCHIEN
                    i think i'd rather have batman's ride:

                    This shot is easier to see.
                    .

                    .

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                    • BerniePA
                      Established Member
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 377
                      • San Tan Valley, AZ
                      • Grizzly 0575

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LinuxRandal
                      Although, I am not sure this is armed enough for California freeways.
                      I think for CA you should have at least one rearward pointing -- just in case you meet up with real stupid!!
                      Bernie

                      Owww -- That spinnin' thang hurt!!

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                      • BerniePA
                        Established Member
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 377
                        • San Tan Valley, AZ
                        • Grizzly 0575

                        #12
                        Not wanting to steal the thread, but my dad had a new '57 Chevy while I was in high school, and I STILL think those twin windsplitters needed doors like torpedo tubes housing at least .30 cals. It just seemed SO natural!! anyone else??
                        Bernie

                        Owww -- That spinnin' thang hurt!!

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                        • BrazosJake
                          Veteran Member
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 1148
                          • Benbrook, TX.
                          • Emerson-built Craftsman

                          #13
                          You could haul it around on the back of your EM50 Urban Assault Vechicle from "Stripes". In the words of Bill Murray "a heavily armed recreational vehicle".

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                          • BobSch
                            Veteran Member
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 4385
                            • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
                            • BT3100

                            #14
                            This reminded me of an old ('50-era) SF story. "Duel on the 101."
                            Bob

                            Bad decisions make good stories.

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                            • footprintsinconc
                              Veteran Member
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 1759
                              • Roseville (Sacramento), CA
                              • BT3100

                              #15
                              i may want to get a more comfortable seat for it
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                              omar

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