Mistaken indentity

[LCHIEN]

My wife asks me to run by the grocery store on the way home from work last month. While there, I see a very attractive young woman a couple of times on different aisles. She kept looking at me and smiling so when I got close enough to say hello, I asked "do I know you from somewhere?" That's when she said "yes, I think you are the father of one of my kids." To that I said "Oh S#!!T, you're the girl I hooked up with on the pool table at my brother's bachelor party." And to that she said "No, you idiot, I'm your daughter's teacher."

[Ed62]

Gotta pass that on.

Ed

[Richard in Smithville]

Any time an attractive young lady keeps smiling at me these days, I know it can only end in trouble

[cabinetman]

OK, tell the truth. She rolled her cart passed you while you were checking out the hair dye.
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[ragswl4]

Good one, didn't see the punch line coming.

[steve-norrell]

At my age, when an attractive young lady graces me with a smile, I consider it a gift.

Regards, Steve

[just started]

At my age, when an attractive young lady graces me with a smile, I consider it a gift.

Regards, Steve

I just make sure to grab my wallet, TIGHT!

[ironhat]

At my age, when an attractive young lady graces me with a smile, I consider it a gift.

Regards, Steve

Or, she noticed that I'm drooling (for no particular reason), stumbling, trying to read the side of a bottle of pills or my zipper is down.

[RayintheUK]

I'm sure re-cycling is laudable, but re-cycling jokes from 07-27-2006 (especially one of DUD's) is just lazy. Other mere mortals may have an excuse, but fact-checkers do not.

Ray

[cabinetman]

I'm sure re-cycling is laudable, but re-cycling jokes from 07-27-2006 (especially one of DUD's) is just lazy. Other mere mortals may have an excuse, but fact-checkers do not.

Ray

Smooth...very smooth.
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[ironhat]

I can barely remember my name and you're recalling jokes from 2006, Ray? Sheesh, I'd hate to see what else you have stored in that brain!! :-o

[LCHIEN]

I'm sure re-cycling is laudable, but re-cycling jokes from 07-27-2006 (especially one of DUD's) is just lazy. Other mere mortals may have an excuse, but fact-checkers do not.

Ray

its a different joke. Mine did not have involve celery and carrots.
Besides, I checked Snopes and they said it was true.
Well, at least they didn't say it was false.

[RayintheUK]

I can barely remember my name and you're recalling jokes from 2006, Ray? Sheesh, I'd hate to see what else you have stored in that brain!! :-o

We all have our burdens to bear, Chiz! My memory now is comparatively poor to what it once was, but it used to be good.

Ray