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  • Ed62
    The Full Monte
    • Oct 2006
    • 6021
    • NW Indiana
    • BT3K
    #1

    Finish it off

    Let's see if you have any wit to share. Finish this one off....

    A bartender, a lawyer, and a hooker walked into a Church.....

    Ed
    Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

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    • TB Roye
      Veteran Member
      • Jan 2004
      • 2969
      • Sacramento, CA, USA.
      • BT3100
      #2
      And the walls came tumbling down.

      Tom

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        • TheChief
          Forum Newbie
          • Dec 2008
          • 85
          • Kentucky
          • Craftsman 21829
          #3
          Originally posted by Ed62
          A bartender, a lawyer, and a hooker walked into a Church.....
          ... so the Pastor looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
          TheChief
          "You emptied the dust collector? Dude... some of my best work was in there!"

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            • Daryl
              Senior Member
              • May 2004
              • 831
              • .
              #4
              ...and were instantly recognized by the congregation.
              Sometimes the old man passed out and left the am radio on so I got to hear the oldie songs and current event kind of things

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                • Tom Slick
                  Veteran Member
                  • May 2005
                  • 2913
                  • Paso Robles, Calif, USA.
                  • sears BT3 clone
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Ed62
                  Let's see if you have any wit to share. Finish this one off....

                  A bartender, a lawyer, and a hooker walked into a Church.....

                  Ed
                  The bartender says "so this is what Sunday morning looks like"

                  The lawyer says "I've been attending here for years"

                  The hooker says "I didn't know there was a front door"
                  Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

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                    • Hellrazor
                      Veteran Member
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 2091
                      • Abyss, PA
                      • Ridgid R4512
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Ed62
                      Let's see if you have any wit to share. Finish this one off....

                      A bartender, a lawyer, and a hooker walked into a Church.....

                      Ed
                      Bartender "Man those shot glasses are small, no wonder they like my bar."
                      Hooker "And I thought I got small tips."
                      Lawyer "Like this will help, I sold my soul to become a lawyer."

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                        • Mr__Bill
                          Veteran Member
                          • May 2007
                          • 2096
                          • Tacoma, WA
                          • BT3000
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Ed62
                          A bartender, a lawyer, and a hooker walked into a Church.....
                          The bartender looks up and says, "Forgive me Father"
                          The hooker looks up and says, "Forgive me Dad"
                          The lawyer looks up and the Priest says,"Lord forgive me"

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                            • Pappy
                              The Full Monte
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 10481
                              • San Marcos, TX, USA.
                              • BT3000 (x2)
                              #8
                              And the entire Baptist congregation asked the lawyer his name...
                              Don, aka Pappy,

                              Wise men talk because they have something to say,
                              Fools because they have to say something.
                              Plato

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                                • pbui3057
                                  Established Member
                                  • Jul 2008
                                  • 114
                                  • Mather, CA
                                  • BT3000
                                  #9
                                  and the priest yells "Jackpot!"

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                                    • LCHIEN
                                      Super Moderator
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 21978
                                      • Katy, TX, USA.
                                      • BT3000 vintage 1999
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Mr__Bill
                                      The bartender looks up and says, "Forgive me Father"
                                      The hooker looks up and says, "Forgive me Dad"
                                      The lawyer looks up and the Priest says,"Lord forgive me"

                                      I like that! My vote for winner.
                                      Loring in Katy, TX USA
                                      If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                                      BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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