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  • Woodwerker
    Established Member
    • Nov 2005
    • 490
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    #1

    Lawyers

    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

    Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

    He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

    "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

    "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

    "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

    Turning
    to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

    The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

    "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

    They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

    Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."

    "Thank you for taking all of us with you."

    The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.

    "You'll really love my place.

    "The grass is almost a foot high .
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  • fastfoodkills
    Forum Newbie
    • Jan 2008
    • 89
    • Saugus, CA
    • BT3000 bought in Y2K; Replaced w/ Steel City cast iron 3 HP

    #2
    Haha! That's hilarious. Will have to forward to a barrister buddy of mine in the U.K.

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    • dbhost
      Slow and steady
      • Apr 2008
      • 9503
      • League City, Texas
      • Ryobi BT3100

      #3
      Yeah, but if you do that, be nice and convert that foot to metric!

      Sorry, I would have commented on this, but there are members here that are Lawyers, along with several of my in laws, and I don't want to get sued...
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      • Uncle Cracker
        The Full Monte
        • May 2007
        • 7091
        • Sunshine State
        • BT3000

        #4
        Originally posted by dbhost
        Yeah, but if you do that, be nice and convert that foot to metric!
        Somehow, "The grass is almost 30.48 centimeters high" doesn't have quite the same ring to it...

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        • Bruce Cohen
          Veteran Member
          • May 2003
          • 2698
          • Nanuet, NY, USA.
          • BT3100

          #5
          I just cna't pass up the chance:

          Q. Why does California have all the lawyers and New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps?

          A: New Jersey got first pick.

          Bruce
          "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
          Samuel Colt did"

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