Groaner for today

[BobSch]

Two native Alaskans were paddling around in their boat one day and got chilly so they lit a fire. The boat immediately caught fire and sank. Proving...


You can't have your kayak and heat it too.



I warned you!

[Ed62]

Groan. You're right. But it was cute.

Ed

[Richard in Smithville]

Ouch!

[Uncle Cracker]

Time for your medication, Bob...

[crokett]

Howzabout this one?

Farmer Brown goes out to his barn one morning and hears chirping. He finds a bird nesting in his draft horse's mane. He chases the bird away but next morning he finds the same thing, and the morning after that. So he tries things over the next several days to keep the bird away - loud music, a scarecrow, pepper in the mane, hot sauce, even a cat. Nothing works and every morning the bird and nest are back. Finally after a few weeks he calls his vet. The vet tells him to get some yeast and sprinkle that in the mane. Farmer Brown is skeptical but decides nothing else has worked, so he does it. Next morning, no nest. He is amazed and continues the yeast treatment for a few more days. A week later he is in town and sees the vet. He says "Doc, how did you know this would work?' The vet says....









"Easy - yeast is yeast and nest is nest and never the mane shall tweet."

[RayintheUK]

On the subject of groaners, Mr. Tickle desperately wanted to get married, but even though Tess loved him dearly, she was not prepared to take on his name.

Ray.

[Wood_workur]

Two native Alaskans were paddling around in their boat one day and got chilly so they lit a fire. The boat immediately caught fire and sank. Proving...


You can't have your kayak and heat it too.



I warned you!

if only they had a fiberglass kayak.

[DUD]

All of these are good, Ray You are bad. Bill