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  • germdoc
    Veteran Member
    • Nov 2003
    • 3567
    • Omaha, NE
    • BT3000--the gray ghost

    A little Canadian humor

    Heard this one before, but here goes:

    The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Canadian man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.

    'We're sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife,' said one Mountie.

    'Tell me! Did you find her?' the anguished husband sobbed.

    The Mounties looked at each other. One said, 'We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?'

    Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, 'Give me the bad news first.'

    The Mountie said, 'I'm sorry to tell you, Sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay.'

    'Oh my God!' exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, 'What's the good news?'

    The Mountie continued, 'When we pulled her up, she had twelve 25 lb snow crabs & 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her.'

    Stunned, the husband demanded, 'If that's the good news, what's the great news?'

    The Mountie said, 'We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow!'*
    Jeff


    “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire
  • Ed62
    The Full Monte
    • Oct 2006
    • 6022
    • NW Indiana
    • BT3K

    #2
    Good one.

    Ed
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    • Turaj
      Veteran Member
      • Dec 2002
      • 1019
      • Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
      • BT3000 (1998)

      #3
      Oh, that was funny Thanks for the laugh!
      Turaj (in Toronto)
      "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!" Henny Youngman

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      • cgallery
        Veteran Member
        • Sep 2004
        • 4503
        • Milwaukee, WI
        • BT3K

        #4
        That never gets old!

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        • DUD
          Royal Jester
          • Dec 2002
          • 3309
          • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
          • Ryobi BT3000

          #5
          Jeff

          That is good. Bill
          5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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          • Richard in Smithville
            Veteran Member
            • Oct 2006
            • 3014
            • On the TARDIS
            • BT 3100

            #6
            Good one Jeff
            From the "deep south" part of Canada

            Richard in Smithville

            http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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