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  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #1

    Mental Health Results

    The story of Ralph and Edna...

    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
    He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

    The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

    Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'


    Happy Mental Health Day!
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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #2
    Sound's like He's hanging in there. Bill
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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    • BerniePA
      Established Member
      • Nov 2007
      • 377
      • San Tan Valley, AZ
      • Grizzly 0575

      #3
      You should have posted that yesterday -- it's such a touching Valentine's type story!!!!
      Bernie

      Owww -- That spinnin' thang hurt!!

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      • Richard in Smithville
        Veteran Member
        • Oct 2006
        • 3014
        • On the TARDIS
        • BT 3100

        #4
        Did you know that one out of four people have mental health problems? Think of three of your closest friends-if they seem ok, well-um-......
        From the "deep south" part of Canada

        Richard in Smithville

        http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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        • crokett
          The Full Monte
          • Jan 2003
          • 10627
          • Mebane, NC, USA.
          • Ryobi BT3000

          #5
          Originally posted by Richard in Smithville
          Did you know that one out of four people have mental health problems? Think of three of your closest friends-if they seem ok, well-um-......
          I've been told more than once that I am certifiable.
          David

          The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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          • Mrs. Wallnut
            Bandsaw Box Momma
            • Apr 2005
            • 1566
            • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

            #6
            Originally posted by crokett
            I've been told more than once that I am certifiable.
            I have been told that quite a lot also. But then again I guess I would have to be to work a graveyard shift for a couple of years.
            Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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