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  • Mrs. Wallnut
    Bandsaw Box Momma
    • Apr 2005
    • 1566
    • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

    #1

    Friday Funny

    I thought I would share this story with you all......Hope you enjoy it...

    winter is coming we may as well get a laugh about it......
    > > WINTER BLONDE
    > >
    > > As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
    > > She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks
    > > on the door.
    > >
    > > The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my
    > > name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
    > >
    > > The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street..
    > >
    > > When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
    > > catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up
    > > and knocks on the door.
    > >
    > > Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never
    > > spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather,
    > > and you are losing some of your load!"
    > >
    > > Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
    > > continues down the street.
    > >
    > > At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
    > >
    > > All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
    > > knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the
    > > window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and
    > > you are losing some of your load!"
    > >
    > > When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races
    > > to the next light.
    > >
    > > When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,
    > > and runs back to the blonde.
    > >
    > > He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
    > >
    > > "Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in
    > > EASTERN WASHINGTON and I'm driving the
    > > Sander !
    Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).
  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #2
    Very Funny Melissa. I have seen some of those kind of trucks in the South. Never a

    snowplow tho. Bill
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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