Where Did The Deer Go?

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  • cabinetman
    Gone but not Forgotten RIP
    • Jun 2006
    • 15216
    • So. Florida
    • Delta

    #1

    Where Did The Deer Go?

    Deer O Deer

    Driving on the Autobahn in Germany at 140 MPH, the driver hit a deer.

    The deer disappeared. The driver stopped and wondered where did the deer go?

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    For all you deer hunters, this is how you pack a 150 LB deer into a BMW Z4 convertible...
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  • docrowan
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2007
    • 893
    • New Albany, MS
    • BT3100

    #2
    Most of the guys I work with would call that deer "pre-tenderized".
    - Chris.

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    • Daryl
      Senior Member
      • May 2004
      • 831
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      #3
      I don't think that is a deer. I have hit deer and seen other vehicles that hit deer and at much slower speeds. At 140 that car would of been destroyed. It is more likely he got his pet cat caught in the fan belt.
      Sometimes the old man passed out and left the am radio on so I got to hear the oldie songs and current event kind of things

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      • RAFlorida
        Veteran Member
        • Apr 2008
        • 1179
        • Green Swamp in Central Florida. Gator property!
        • Ryobi BT3000

        #4
        I agree with Daryl on this.

        Just not enough damage. A deer will surely distroy a vehicle.

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        • RodKirby
          Veteran Member
          • Dec 2002
          • 3136
          • Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
          • Mao Shan TSC-10RAS

          #5
          Originally posted by Daryl
          I don't think that is a deer. I have hit deer and seen other vehicles that hit deer and at much slower speeds. At 140 that car would of been destroyed. It is more likely he got his pet cat caught in the fan belt.
          Agreed....
          Downunder ... 1" = 25.4mm

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          • sparkeyjames
            Veteran Member
            • Jan 2007
            • 1087
            • Redford MI.
            • Craftsman 21829

            #6
            It must have been a very small deer or that vehicle would have been toast. If by pet cat you mean a mountain lion then yes. Otherwise there is just too much mass there for it to be a house cat.

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            • herb fellows
              Veteran Member
              • Apr 2007
              • 1867
              • New York City
              • bt3100

              #7
              Absolutely, and that is gross!
              You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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              • Richard in Smithville
                Veteran Member
                • Oct 2006
                • 3014
                • On the TARDIS
                • BT 3100

                #8
                Perhaps it was a goat?
                From the "deep south" part of Canada

                Richard in Smithville

                http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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                • Uncle Cracker
                  The Full Monte
                  • May 2007
                  • 7091
                  • Sunshine State
                  • BT3000

                  #9
                  There is no 150-lb animal that would fit in a single instant through one half of a kidney-bean BMW grille. I have seen a buzzard destroy a pickup at 60 mph.

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                  • LCHIEN
                    Super Moderator
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 22006
                    • Katy, TX, USA.
                    • BT3000 vintage 1999

                    #10
                    I think that Beamer going to need a tuneup.
                    Loring in Katy, TX USA
                    If your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat all problems as if they were nails.
                    BT3 FAQ - https://www.sawdustzone.org/forum/di...sked-questions

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                    • Uncle Cracker
                      The Full Monte
                      • May 2007
                      • 7091
                      • Sunshine State
                      • BT3000

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LCHIEN
                      I think that Beamer going to need a tuneup.
                      D'ya think the bumper2bumper warranty will take care of it??

                      At least it's got a new fan pelt...

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                      • JR
                        The Full Monte
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 5636
                        • Eugene, OR
                        • BT3000

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Uncle Cracker
                        At least it's got a new fan pelt...
                        Garoannnnn!
                        You got a chuckle out of me with that one!

                        JR
                        JR

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                        • Bruce Cohen
                          Veteran Member
                          • May 2003
                          • 2698
                          • Nanuet, NY, USA.
                          • BT3100

                          #13
                          Great

                          Just what I wanted to look at right before dinner.

                          Bah, Humbug

                          Bruce
                          "Western civilization didn't make all men equal,
                          Samuel Colt did"

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                          • Russianwolf
                            Veteran Member
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 3152
                            • Martinsburg, WV, USA.
                            • One of them there Toy saws

                            #14
                            I'd have to be a tiny deer or laying on the ground to have it's body impact the grill. That's why I drive trucks, in cars you take out the deer's legs and the body goes through the windshield.
                            Mike
                            Lakota's Dad

                            If at first you don't succeed, deny you were trying in the first place.

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                            • tommyt654
                              Veteran Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 2334

                              #15
                              We do not have a ton of deer in GA. But those pics are total BS.!

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