It's A Little Bit Too Late

[cabinetman]

I got up early today, made my coffee, booted up BT3 just like most mornings. But, when our newspaper finally got here, I find THIS ARTICLE from a headline on the front page. Haven't seen anything on TV yet. This event happened yesterday (Tuesday), with nothing on the news last night. Supposedly we will have news later on this afternoon.

This reminds me of a teaser news flash. A reporter comes on saying something like "There's lethal gas in the air in your neighborhood, stay tuned for details".
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[Bruce Cohen]

Oil keeps one regular

Hey Cab,

Look to the bright side. A little oil in your water will assure that you're going to be regular.

Bruce

[dbhost]

I love the comment from the City officials...

"This is not a public health issue..."

Oh really?

[shoottx]

IF they wait long enough to decide, it might all be gone!

So whats the worry, the city is looking out for you!