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Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy
women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore---under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through
menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
Finish he basement. When you are done you will
have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+
year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly---wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet
parking ?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it
is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye
glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'
Bob
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy
women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore---under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through
menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
Finish he basement. When you are done you will
have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+
year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly---wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet
parking ?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it
is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye
glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'
Bob
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