The Banana Test

[LCHIEN]

The Banana Test There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win?



Your answer will reflect your personality, so think carefully, but try and answer within 30 seconds.


Got your answer?



Now scroll down to see the analysis.


























































If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
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A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.


p.s. i fell for it, too.

[cabinetman]

Loring...you should know that bananas don't grow on coconut trees. Is this some kind of a joke or something? But since you fell for it, the question may have some merit IF a banana was placed in a coconut tree, thusly creating the question and laying the foundation for personalized responses as answers.
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[Uncle Cracker]

Let's think about this... If there is a banana in a coconut tree, the only fallacy would be to assume that growing there is the only way it could possibly get there... I, on the other hand, am leaning toward a government conspiracy along with a cover-up, and the subsequent elimination, by questionable means, of any animal deemed a security risk...

[Mr__Bill]

We all know the Lion won, he ate the others as the came back empty handed.


Sometimes the real reward is not what others are competing for.

[shoottx]

I am for the elephant. Since we can change the story as it goes. The elephant stomped the others and then butted the coconut tree into a banana tree and the result was pina coladas for the herd.

[jackellis]

Reminds me of the decades-old joke about a plane that crashes on the US-Canadian border. Where do they bury the survivors?

I did not fall for this one, but had to read it twice to see the catch.

[cabinetman]

Reminds me of the decades-old joke about a plane that crashes on the US-Canadian border. Where do they bury the survivors?

Is that like "How many are dead in that there cemetery?"
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[Bruce Cohen]

I think it all has something to do with men in black helicopters.

Bruce