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  • DUD
    Royal Jester
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    Southern Charm

    Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an
    endless wait in the LAX airport.

    The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.
    The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South.

    When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the
    California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my
    husband built a beautiful mansion for me."

    The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

    The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband
    bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."


    Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

    The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third Child was born,
    my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."

    Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

    The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for
    you when you had your first child?"

    "My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.

    "Charm school!" the first woman cried, "Oh my God! What on earth for?"

    The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who
    gives a c**p?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious?"
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • BobSch
    • Aug 2004
    • 4385
    • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
    • BT3100

    #2
    LOL! I'm going to have to remeber that. Both the joke and her reasoning.
    Bob

    Bad decisions make good stories.

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    • leehljp
      Just me
      • Dec 2002
      • 8474
      • Tunica, MS
      • BT3000/3100

      #3
      Good one! The southern belle sounds exactly like my sister in the Sacramento area.
      Hank Lee

      Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted!

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      • smc331
        Veteran Member
        • Apr 2003
        • 1016
        • Charlotte, NC, USA.
        • BT3100

        #4
        I've seen that one before, but it's one that deserves repeating! That's a proper application of the Thumper's Mama Rule!
        Scott

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        You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. -- Frank Zappa

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