And then the fight started

[DUD]

I hope You enjoy this one. Bill




After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social

Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to

verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.


So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver

hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social

Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my

experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have

dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....

[BobSch]

Thanks, Dud. That's exactly what I needed to start the day! LOL

[Turaj]

Good one Bill

[jhart]

Glad I didn't have to do that when I applied for Social Security!!!

[RAFlorida]

Bill, that one is as good as your signature!

Thanks for brightening up my day. One to remember....lol