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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    Old Explorer

    I just received this and I really thought it was funny, I hope You do too. Happy Fourth, Bill


    The aging explorer

    A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
    The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger lept toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
    The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."
    The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • Richard in Smithville
    Veteran Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 3014
    • On the TARDIS
    • BT 3100

    #2
    I think I almost soiled myself laughing!
    From the "deep south" part of Canada

    Richard in Smithville

    http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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    • Whaler
      Veteran Member
      • Dec 2002
      • 3281
      • Sequim, WA, USA.
      • DW746

      #3
      As I live in a retirement complex I can appreciate that one.
      Dick

      http://www.picasaweb.google.com/rgpete2/

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      • Turaj
        Veteran Member
        • Dec 2002
        • 1019
        • Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
        • BT3000 (1998)

        #4
        Good one Bill
        Turaj (in Toronto)
        "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!" Henny Youngman

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        • Ed62
          The Full Monte
          • Oct 2006
          • 6021
          • NW Indiana
          • BT3K

          #5
          Excellent. This one gets passed on.

          Ed
          Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

          For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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          • ironhat
            Veteran Member
            • Aug 2004
            • 2553
            • Chambersburg, PA (South-central).
            • Ridgid 3650 (can I still play here?)

            #6
            Originally posted by Whaler
            As I live in a retirement complex I can appreciate that one.

            I don't but I still appreciate it!!
            Blessings,
            Chiz

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            • BobSch
              Veteran Member
              • Aug 2004
              • 4385
              • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
              • BT3100

              #7
              That's a keeper!

              (Please pass the Depends.)
              Bob

              Bad decisions make good stories.

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              • gsmittle
                Veteran Member
                • Aug 2004
                • 2793
                • St. Louis, MO, USA.
                • BT 3100

                #8


                Dang! Gotta go change...

                g.
                Smit

                "Be excellent to each other."
                Bill & Ted

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                • crokett
                  The Full Monte
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 10627
                  • Mebane, NC, USA.
                  • Ryobi BT3000

                  #9


                  That was a good one. I didn't see that coming.
                  David

                  The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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