He/She - come on/put down lines

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  • southernbob
    Forum Newbie
    • Jan 2008
    • 42
    • South Florida

    #1

    He/She - come on/put down lines

    HE : Can I buy you a drink?
    SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

    HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
    SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

    HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
    SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

    HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE : I must've been given your share.

    HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
    SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

    HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
    SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.


    HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out
    SHE: Okay, get out.

    HE : I think I could make you very happy.
    SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

    HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
    SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

    HE : Can I have your name?
    SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

    HE : Shall we go see a movie?
    SHE : I've already seen it.

    HE : Where have you been all my life?
    SHE : Hiding from you.

    HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
    SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

    HE : Is this seat empty?
    SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    HE : So, what do you do for a living?
    SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

    HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    SHE: Do not enter.

    HE : Your body is like a temple.
    SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

    HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
  • twistsol
    SawdustZone Patron
    • Dec 2002
    • 3122
    • Cottage Grove, MN, USA.
    • Ridgid R4512, 2x ShopSmith Mark V 520, 1951 Shopsmith 10ER

    #2
    I'm glad I've been married for 20+ years. Dating sounds more brutal than I remember.
    Chr's
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    A moral man does it.

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    • Uncle Cracker
      The Full Monte
      • May 2007
      • 7091
      • Sunshine State
      • BT3000

      #3
      I remember the not-too-distant past when I was trying to work up the stones to chat up a particularly hot gal in a club. Then, I told myself "What's the worst thing she could say?"

      I subsequently found out that the worst thing she could say was "Get away from me, you loser..."

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      • Ed62
        The Full Monte
        • Oct 2006
        • 6021
        • NW Indiana
        • BT3K

        #4
        I think that "female impersonator" might be the ultimate out.

        Ed
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        For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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        • cabinetman
          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
          • Jun 2006
          • 15216
          • So. Florida
          • Delta

          #5
          Originally posted by Uncle Cracker
          I remember the not-too-distant past when I was trying to work up the stones to chat up a particularly hot gal in a club. Then, I told myself "What's the worst thing she could say?"

          I subsequently found out that the worst thing she could say was "Get away from me, you loser..."

          See... it probably wasn't your looks at all.
          .

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          • jackellis
            Veteran Member
            • Nov 2003
            • 2638
            • Tahoe City, CA, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            I notice none of the ladies amongst us has chimed in...

            I was so bad when it came to pickup lines that I never even tried.

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            • MilDoc

              #7
              OK. So where did you get the names of all the girls I tried to pick up in college?

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