Another confession

[Hellrazor]

An elderly man walks into a confessional.

Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70
years, many children, grandchildren, and great
grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls,
hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with
each of them three times.’

Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’

Man: ‘What sins?’

Priest: ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?’

Man: ‘I’m Jewish.’

Priest: ‘Why are you telling me all this?’

Man: ‘I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody.’

[BobSch]

I guess I would be too.

[cwithboat]

Where did you say those girls were hitchhiking?

[Ed62]

Excellent!

Ed

[DUD]

Allright now everyone calm down it was a joke, it didn't really happen, Mike You never

did say where they were hitchhiking. Bill

[Russianwolf]

Are these the same two girls that steal wallets at Home Depots?




Tell them I miss them and have a new wallet.

[Uncle Cracker]

Tell them I miss them and have a new wallet.

In case you need it, Mike, I found a place where you can get new wallets in case quantities at wholesale prices...