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How to live to be 102
There was a man whose father gave him some advice: “Just put gunpowder in your oatmeal and eat it every day and you will live to be a ripe old age.”
So the man did what his father said, eating oatmeal and gunpowder, and he did in fact live very long. He finally died at the age of 102, leaving behind him 6 children, 22 grand children, and 50 great-grand children.
(wait for it...)
And a crater where the crematorium used to be.
So the man did what his father said, eating oatmeal and gunpowder, and he did in fact live very long. He finally died at the age of 102, leaving behind him 6 children, 22 grand children, and 50 great-grand children.
(wait for it...)
Turaj (in Toronto) 
Loring in Katy, TX USA
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