Not what I was expecting

[BobSch]

The local bookstore had this huge display with a sign advertising, "Newly Translated From the Original French: 37 Mating Positions." The book was already wrapped in plain brown wrapper and I just had to buy one.

Once safely at home and alone, I opened it and found that I had just purchased a very expensive book about... chess.

[RAFlorida]

Please excuse me while I'm on the floor

laughing my $#@ off! LOL It is hard to type while one is laughing you know. "37 Mating Positions" Wow. Do you play chess?!? lol

[Stytooner]

Still done in pairs. I hear you can play chess with computers now though. I know mine has tried mating with me many times.

[DUD]

Have tried to learn the game, now that I know sex is involved I will try again. Bill

[Mrs. Wallnut]

Have tried to learn the game, now that I know sex is involved I will try again. Bill

That was what I was thinking when I read this......


Wonder if Mark will want to learn "chess" with me.

[Ed62]

I'm glad I'm eating peanuts instead of drinking something.

Ed

[crokett]

Awesome! Now you all know why I play chess.