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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #1

    First Time Sex

    An oldie but a goodie. Bill


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    First Time Sex

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
    night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
    Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
    to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
    to go out and make love for the first time
    The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
    before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
    get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
    first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
    hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
    condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks
    the boy how man y condoms he'd li ke to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
    family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
    thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
    house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so
    excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
    table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
    quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
    prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still
    no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes
    with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
    boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'


    The boy turns, and whispers back, 'And I had no idea your father was
    a pharmacist.'
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • Turaj
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 1019
    • Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
    • BT3000 (1998)

    #2
    I did not see that coming!! That was funny
    Turaj (in Toronto)
    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!" Henny Youngman

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    • atgcpaul
      Veteran Member
      • Aug 2003
      • 4055
      • Maryland
      • Grizzly 1023SLX

      #3
      I've heard that one before but it still cracks me up!

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      • crokett
        The Full Monte
        • Jan 2003
        • 10627
        • Mebane, NC, USA.
        • Ryobi BT3000

        #4
        I didn't see that one coming either. Great joke!
        David

        The chief cause of failure in this life is giving up what you want most for what you want at the moment.

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        • Mrs. Wallnut
          Bandsaw Box Momma
          • Apr 2005
          • 1566
          • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

          #5
          That is great. I am going to tell that one to my boss, her son is about 15 now and I am sure she will tell him about it and they will laugh.
          Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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          • BobSch
            Veteran Member
            • Aug 2004
            • 4385
            • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            I dated a girl who's father was a pharmacist. Never got to that point, but even after we drifted apart I always did my er... personal shopping at another pharmacy.
            Bob

            Bad decisions make good stories.

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            • Ed62
              The Full Monte
              • Oct 2006
              • 6021
              • NW Indiana
              • BT3K

              #7
              Good one to pass along.

              Ed
              Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

              For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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              • mater
                Veteran Member
                • Jan 2004
                • 4197
                • SC, USA.

                #8
                That was a good one Bill.
                Ken aka "mater"

                " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

                Ken's Den

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                • gerti
                  Veteran Member
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 2233
                  • Minnetonka, MN, USA.
                  • BT3100 "Frankensaw"

                  #9
                  Made me laugh out loud, thanks for sharing!

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                  • bigstick509
                    Veteran Member
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 1227
                    • Macomb, MI, USA.
                    • BT3100

                    #10

                    Mike

                    "It's not the things you don't know that will hurt you, it's the things you think you know that ain't so." - Mark Twain

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