Celibacy!

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  • Turaj
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    • Dec 2002
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    • Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
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    #1

    Celibacy!

    Celibacy
    Celibacy can be a choice in life, or;
    a condition imposed by circumstances.

    While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Walter and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
    He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"

    Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered, "Robin Hood-All-purpose, isn't it?"


    And thus began Walter's life of celibacy
    Turaj (in Toronto)
    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!" Henny Youngman
  • DUD
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    • Dec 2002
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    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    #2
    Thanks Turaj

    I lost it on that one. Bill
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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    • Richard in Smithville
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      • Oct 2006
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      #3
      Ow! You made me bite my tongue
      From the "deep south" part of Canada

      Richard in Smithville

      http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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      • BobSch
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        • Aug 2004
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        #4
        Lotta truth in that one.

        Carnations, before you ask...
        Bob

        Bad decisions make good stories.

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        • jhart
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          • Feb 2004
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          #5
          Loved it!!!! Sounds like something I would say.
          Joe
          "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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          • jackellis
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            • Nov 2003
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            #6
            The wife and I both enjoyed it. She points out he was probably the only man who could name his wife's favorite flour!

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