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  • Turaj
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 1019
    • Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
    • BT3000 (1998)
    #1

    Monday Funny!

    An elderly couple was attending church services-- about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband:

    "     I just let out a silent fart - what do you think I should do?"

    He replies: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
    Turaj (in Toronto)
    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!" Henny Youngman
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    • DUD
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      • Dec 2002
      • 3309
      • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
      • Ryobi BT3000
      #2
      Turaj

      Thank You, Thank You, That was great. Bill
      5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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        • Richard in Smithville
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          • Oct 2006
          • 3014
          • On the TARDIS
          • BT 3100
          #3
          When you fart in church, you get to sit in your own phew.
          From the "deep south" part of Canada

          Richard in Smithville

          http://richardspensandthings.blogspot.com/

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            • Ed62
              The Full Monte
              • Oct 2006
              • 6021
              • NW Indiana
              • BT3K
              #4


              Ed
              Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

              For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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