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  • DUD
    Veteran Member
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000
    #1

    The Horth Whithperer

    I think this is funny, hope You do also. Bill



    THE HORTH WHITHPERER


    If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!!

    A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

    His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

    'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'

    So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. ; 'A female horth.'

    So he shows him a prized filly.

    'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?

    So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

    'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?

    So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

    'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?

    The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

    'Nice mouf, can I see her twot'?

    Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.


    The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

    'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?
    Last edited by DUD; 04-23-2008, 10:00 AM.
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
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    • Pappy
      The Full Monte
      • Dec 2002
      • 10490
      • San Marcos, TX, USA.
      • BT3000 (x2)
      #2
      Glad I decided to hold off on getting a soda!
      Don, aka Pappy,

      Wise men talk because they have something to say,
      Fools because they have to say something.
      Plato
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        • cabinetman
          Gone but not Forgotten RIP
          • Jun 2006
          • 15216
          • So. Florida
          • Delta
          #3
          I knew somethun' was a comin', and it was funny. I just love the horsey jokes.
          .

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            • jhart
              Veteran Member
              • Feb 2004
              • 1715
              • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
              • BT3100
              #4
              Glad I put the coffee down before I read it!!
              Joe
              "All things are difficult before they are easy"
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                • germdoc
                  Veteran Member
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 3567
                  • Omaha, NE
                  • BT3000--the gray ghost
                  #5
                  Where do you get these Bill??
                  Jeff


                  “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire

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                    • DUD
                      Veteran Member
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 3309
                      • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
                      • Ryobi BT3000
                      #6
                      Jeff

                      I have several Friends that I have known for Years, back to the 60's. We correspond on

                      a regular basis. This one came as My friend was leaving Austraila to come over here. I

                      knew Him in 'NAM. Some I just plagrize. Bill
                      5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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                        • germdoc
                          Veteran Member
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 3567
                          • Omaha, NE
                          • BT3000--the gray ghost
                          #7
                          BTW, Bill, I picked up a new patient who is actually the guy who bought my house. He and his wife are from Arkansas; they lived in the Memphis area for many years.

                          He moved up here to do marketing for Webster's Hardwoods (wholesaler, not retailer unfortunately) but they went out of business 1 year after he got here, so now he works for a CA company that wholesales wood products.

                          I told him I only knew 3 guys from Arkansas: one was President, one ran for President, and one knows a lot of jokes and probably should be President!
                          Jeff


                          “Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”--Voltaire
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                            • DUD
                              Veteran Member
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 3309
                              • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
                              • Ryobi BT3000
                              #8
                              Thanks Jeff

                              I haven't lived in Arkansas all My life yet, but I too have lived in Memphis. I have lived in Northeast Arkandas a long time. Bill
                              5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.

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