The Redhead

[DUD]

THE REDHEAD

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the
next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve
to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner
to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every
guy you meet? "

"No," she replies. . . . . .

"You just happened to catch my eye.!!"

[jspelbring]

Ouch

<groan> </groan>

[Jaden]

O M G !!!


Steve

[lebomike]

LOL Where do you find these DUD?

[charliex]

Things I have learned.
1 Before reading a post by DUD I put down my coffee, swallow whatever is in my mouth, back away from the computer and prepare to laugh out loud. That way I don't have coffee coming out my nose. Keep up the good work DUD and we will keep enjoying.
2 nothing else matters

[footprintsinconc]

if it werent for you, i dont think there would be much to laugh about around here.

[DUD]

Sister sent Me this one. Bill

[Ed62]

I like it.

Ed

[mater]

I didn't see that one coming. It was a great one Bill.

[big tim]

Another good one, Bill. Keep'm coming.

Tim

[crokett]

HAHAHAHA! Good one!

[Bruce Cohen]

Things I have learned.
1 Before reading a post by DUD I put down my coffee, swallow whatever is in my mouth, back away from the computer and prepare to laugh out loud. That way I don't have coffee coming out my nose. Keep up the good work DUD and we will keep enjoying.
2 nothing else matters

I second that, but I'm still too dumb to practice it.

Bill thats the 97th keyboard you owe me, I stopped counting shirts about 40 posts ago.

Thank God for your sense of humor, keeps me sane.

Bruce

[pierhogunn]

Okay, that's it, DUD needs his own discussion area, that way those of us who don't mind spewing on our keyboards can venture in with full knowledge that we are going to ruin our keyboard...

OMG that was a good one