Old Joke
In light of the 2 years on the can, I came across this one. I hope You like it. Bill
A man had been told by his wife to do something with the toilet seat in there bathroom. It was unsightly.
So one day while she was out shopping, he dutifully removed it sanded it down replaced it and then put two coats of urethane finish. His wife came home and as women are did not notice the improvement and sat on it to dispose of bodily waste.
When she tried to get up, could not despite her struggles. She called for husband he tried and could not remove her and every attempt caused her severe pain. So he removed the toilet seat from the toilet helped his wife to lay down on her stomach and called a doctor. THe doctor arrived he took him to the bed room and said "what do you think of that?" The doctor responded, "very nice, but why did you frame it?"
A man had been told by his wife to do something with the toilet seat in there bathroom. It was unsightly.
So one day while she was out shopping, he dutifully removed it sanded it down replaced it and then put two coats of urethane finish. His wife came home and as women are did not notice the improvement and sat on it to dispose of bodily waste.
When she tried to get up, could not despite her struggles. She called for husband he tried and could not remove her and every attempt caused her severe pain. So he removed the toilet seat from the toilet helped his wife to lay down on her stomach and called a doctor. THe doctor arrived he took him to the bed room and said "what do you think of that?" The doctor responded, "very nice, but why did you frame it?"
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