(One of the) Joys of growing Old(er)

[jackellis]

Less of the latter means you don't need the former.

Aspirin is for sinus headaches. Alcohol is for...work-related stress.

It's been three decades since my last real hangover and I intend to keep it that way, but thanks for the advice

[Uncle Cracker]

Rod, you should have thrown your prostate at him...