T Priest, Pentecostal Preacher, and The Rabbi
I hope You like this, I think it is the funniest joke I have ever seen. Bill
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a rabbi all served as chaplains
> to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They
> would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk
> shop.
>
> One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't
> really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
> One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment.
> They would each go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and
> attempt to convert it.
>
> Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their
> experience.
>
> Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had
> various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. "Well," he
> said, "I
> went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I
> began to
> read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to
> do with
> me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water,
> sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a
> lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion
> and
> confirmation."
>
> Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm
> and both
> legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone
> oratory, he claimed, "WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't
> sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to
> read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing
> to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We
> wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to
> a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And
> just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest
> of the day
> praising Jesus."
>
> The priest and the reverend both looked down at the rabbi, who was
> lying in
> a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and
> monitors
> running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape. The Rabbi
> looked up
> and said, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the
> best way to start."
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a rabbi all served as chaplains
> to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They
> would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk
> shop.
>
> One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't
> really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
> One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment.
> They would each go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and
> attempt to convert it.
>
> Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their
> experience.
>
> Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had
> various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. "Well," he
> said, "I
> went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I
> began to
> read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to
> do with
> me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water,
> sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a
> lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion
> and
> confirmation."
>
> Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm
> and both
> legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone
> oratory, he claimed, "WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't
> sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to
> read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing
> to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We
> wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to
> a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And
> just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest
> of the day
> praising Jesus."
>
> The priest and the reverend both looked down at the rabbi, who was
> lying in
> a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and
> monitors
> running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape. The Rabbi
> looked up
> and said, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the
> best way to start."
Love it.
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