Tears in your eyes - or what?
Hi all.
My sister sent me this.
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there's a rip in one of the bags, and every once in a while a £20 note falls out onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her.... 'Ma'am, there are £20 bills falling out of your bag.' 'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and
see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!'
'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that
money? You didn't steal it, did you?'
'Oh, no', says the little old lady. ' You see, my back yard is right
next to the car parking at the football stadium. Each time there's a
game, A lot of fans come and pee through the bushes, right into my
flower beds! So,I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge
clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingy through the
bushes, I say, '£20 or off it comes''
'Well, that seems only fair.' laughs the cop. 'OK, good luck! By the
way, what's in the other bag?'
'Well,' says the little old lady, 'not everybody pays.'
My sister sent me this.
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there's a rip in one of the bags, and every once in a while a £20 note falls out onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her.... 'Ma'am, there are £20 bills falling out of your bag.' 'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and
see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!'
'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that
money? You didn't steal it, did you?'
'Oh, no', says the little old lady. ' You see, my back yard is right
next to the car parking at the football stadium. Each time there's a
game, A lot of fans come and pee through the bushes, right into my
flower beds! So,I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge
clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingy through the
bushes, I say, '£20 or off it comes''
'Well, that seems only fair.' laughs the cop. 'OK, good luck! By the
way, what's in the other bag?'
'Well,' says the little old lady, 'not everybody pays.'
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