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  • DUD
    Royal Jester
    • Dec 2002
    • 3309
    • Jonesboro, Arkansas, USA.
    • Ryobi BT3000

    63 and Pregnant

    Now this is funny, I don't care Who You are. Bill

    A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor.



    After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room. Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room. "What's wrong with you?" he demanded. "This woman is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!



    The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:

    "Does she still have the hiccups?"
    5 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND FRACTIONS.
  • pierhogunn
    Veteran Member
    • Sep 2003
    • 1567
    • Harrisburg, NC, USA.

    #2
    The older doctor said no, she doesn't, and then asked the young hot-shot physician if he didn't mind filling out the woman's toe tag
    It's Like I've always said, it's amazing what an agnostic can't do if he dosent know whether he believes in anything or not

    Monty Python's Flying Circus

    Dan in Harrisburg, NC

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    • Ed62
      The Full Monte
      • Oct 2006
      • 6021
      • NW Indiana
      • BT3K

      #3
      Good one, Bill.

      Ed
      Do you know about kickback? Ray has a good writeup here... https://www.sawdustzone.org/articles...mare-explained

      For a kickback demonstration video http://www.metacafe.com/watch/910584...demonstration/

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      • Mrs. Wallnut
        Bandsaw Box Momma
        • Apr 2005
        • 1566
        • Ellensburg, Washington, USA.

        #4
        Okay learned from reading the Colonoscopy thread to put down the drink. Thanks goodness I did, otherwise I would have to go out and salvage the other keyboard off the kids computer.
        Mrs. Wallnut a.k.a (the head nut).

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        • mater
          Veteran Member
          • Jan 2004
          • 4197
          • SC, USA.

          #5
          You are right Bill. It was a funny one.
          Ken aka "mater"

          " People may doubt what you say but they will never doubt what you do "

          Ken's Den

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          • jhart
            Veteran Member
            • Feb 2004
            • 1715
            • Minneapolis, MN, USA.
            • BT3100

            #6
            Loved it!!!
            Joe
            "All things are difficult before they are easy"

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            • footprintsinconc
              Veteran Member
              • Nov 2006
              • 1759
              • Roseville (Sacramento), CA
              • BT3100

              #7
              good one! unexpected ending!
              _________________________
              omar

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