Baby's first doctor's visit

[Hoover]

Baby's First Doctor Visit

This made me laugh out loud.

I hope it will give you a smile!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,

checked his weight, and being a little concerned,

asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed," she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and

rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional

and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,

"No wonder this baby is underweight.

You don't have any milk."

I know," she said,

"I'm his Grandma,

but I'm glad I came.

[DUD]

I am still laughing. Bill

[jhart]

Good laugh Hoover, Thanks.

[TB Roye]

Must be a good looking Grandmother.

Tom

[Mrs. Wallnut]

Thanks I needed a good laugh. I may give my mother a good laugh and give that one to her when I see her tomorrow night at bowling.

[Stytooner]

Must be a good looking Grandmother.

Tom

You don't have to be good looking to enjoy a...........oh nevermind.