What To Tell A Robber

[DUD]

WHAT TO TELL A ROBBER

I took the time to post this in between tornado siren warnings, they have quit screaming for the time being, maybe it will be ok. Enjoy, Bill

Man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the first hostage if he saw him rob the bank.

Hostage answers yes.

Robber shoots him in the head.

Asks second hostage if he saw him rob the bank.

The second hostage answers no, but my wife did.

[TheRic]

DUD (Bill),
Love your jokes but worry about your safety FIRST. The Jokes can wait!!!

[DUD]

Thanks Ric

I worry about My safety also, I had to come out of the basement to check the weather on the computeranyway, as I can't pickup radio or TV down there. Bill

[TheRic]

Thanks Ric

I worry about My safety also, I had to come out of the basement to check the weather on the computeranyway, as I can't pickup radio or TV down there. Bill

Last I looked the latest Weather Forecast is NOT broadcast on here!!

Besides WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT (UP) NOW!!!

[DUD]

Ric

I went back to the basement, got the rest of the Family as the storm had past or at least the tornado part. Bill

[lrogers]

Glad you guys are okay Bill, we're catching it now!

[DUD]

Larry it was scary for a little while, but the scariest part was the high winds that preceded it. Man those were strong. Bill

[docrowan]

We were fortunate, we heard the tornado sirens go off, but our town was not directly affected other than the rain and wind. A customer's warehouse was hit in Southhaven, though, and I understood from the news last night there was a fatality involved in that.

[germdoc]

Glad you're safe and sound--did you get to vote??

[DUD]

LOML picked Me up at Home to go vote,when She got off work. We got back Home finished supper then it hit. Bill