Word Difference FUNNY
The pastor asked if any one in the congregation would like to express Praise
for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium.
She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Jim, had a terrible
bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was
excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they
imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced. She continued, "Jim was unable
to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We
prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to
piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it
to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the Congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined
the horrible surgery performed on Jim. She continued, "Now, Jim is out of
the hospital and the doctor's say, with time, his scrotum should recover
completely. " All the men sighed with relief.
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else had anything to say.
A man rose and walked to the podium.
He said, "I'm Jim and I want to tell my wife, once again, the word is
STERNUM."
for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium.
She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Jim, had a terrible
bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was
excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they
imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced. She continued, "Jim was unable
to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We
prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to
piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it
to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the Congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined
the horrible surgery performed on Jim. She continued, "Now, Jim is out of
the hospital and the doctor's say, with time, his scrotum should recover
completely. " All the men sighed with relief.
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else had anything to say.
A man rose and walked to the podium.
He said, "I'm Jim and I want to tell my wife, once again, the word is
STERNUM."
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