Just Fred
This is funny, I don't care Who You are. Bill
Subject: He's Just Fred
>
> A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed
> limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?'
> the
> officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds.
>
> The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the
> biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The
> officer then presses him for the last name.The man tells him that he used
> to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut
> case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you
> lose
> your last name?'
>
> The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me. I was
> born Fred Dingaling. I know - a funny last name. The kids used to
> tease
> me all the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good
> grades.
> When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I
> went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally
> got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored
> being
> a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream!
> Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was
> Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling
> around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling,
> MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away
> my
> DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD.
> Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS
> because
> of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
> Then the VD took a way my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'
>
> The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
Subject: He's Just Fred
>
> A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed
> limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?'
> the
> officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds.
>
> The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the
> biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The
> officer then presses him for the last name.The man tells him that he used
> to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut
> case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you
> lose
> your last name?'
>
> The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me. I was
> born Fred Dingaling. I know - a funny last name. The kids used to
> tease
> me all the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good
> grades.
> When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I
> went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally
> got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored
> being
> a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream!
> Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was
> Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling
> around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling,
> MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away
> my
> DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, with VD.
> Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS
> because
> of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
> Then the VD took a way my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'
>
> The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
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