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A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to
other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he
in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
over and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother
you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. 'Get
your own **** blanket!'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he
in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
over and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother
you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. 'Get
your own **** blanket!'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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