Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
> needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
> friends, Cooter and Gomer.
>
> The three men had always done everything together.
>
> Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
> Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
> him over."
>
> The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
>
> The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer
> in,to c onfirm the identity of the body.
>
> Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
> Roll him over."
>
> The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
>
> The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>
> Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a$$holes."
>
> "What? He had two a$$holes?" asked the mortician.
>
> "Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba
> with them two a$$holes. "
> needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
> friends, Cooter and Gomer.
>
> The three men had always done everything together.
>
> Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
> Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
> him over."
>
> The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
>
> The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer
> in,to c onfirm the identity of the body.
>
> Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
> Roll him over."
>
> The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
>
> The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
>
> Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a$$holes."
>
> "What? He had two a$$holes?" asked the mortician.
>
> "Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba
> with them two a$$holes. "
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